[Bus Stop]

CARTMAN: ...'cos my mom makes me beefy logs and none of that fahagaga crap that you eat!

KYLE: No Cartman, that's the reason you're FATTER than us!

CARTMAN: AY!  You...stupid....piece-of-crap...I'll...er....why weren't you hanged with all the rest of the Jews?

KYLE: Jews weren't hanged, you f<BEEP>ing sh<BEEP>t-lump whore!

STAN: No dude, you've got it all wrong!  Cartman's MOM is the whore!

CARTMAN: AY!  I'm gonna come over there and kick YOU in the nuts too!

STAN: Dammit, Cartman, just give it a rest!

CARTMAN: Alright well just don't call me fat...

STAN: Hey, did you guys hear about the new entertainment center that's opening?

CARTMAN: Yeah, my mom's baking cookies for the opening.

KYLE: Cartman, you just got your mom to bake cookies so that you could-

STAN: DUDE!

KYLE: What?  I was going to insult Cartman, what's wrong?

STAN: Well, let's not fight.

<Everyone stares at Stan>

PASSER-BY: What?

STAN: Yeah dude, I really think this new community event will really bring people together, you know?

KYLE: Well, maybe.  I mean, the town's been destroyed loads of times, and it still hasn't brought us "together".

CARTMAN: Yeah Stan, lighten up!

STAN: Cartman, right now I would call you, well, you know, plump, but I'm not going to, because dude, I'm not going to argue!

KYLE: Dude!  That's willpower!

STAN: No, we must understand our inner-selves, and be in touch with our love.

CARTMAN: Eh, Stan.  Have you been at that Planetarium again or something?

STAN: No dude!

KYLE: Cough syrup?

STAN: No dude!

KENNY: {You are pretty f<BEEP>ed up Stan}

KYLE: Hey Kenny!  Don't insult Stan!  Why don't you just die or something?

KENNY: {Oh no!}

[In the woods somewhere]

<Some guy is cutting a tree down with a chainsaw.  The tree is almost down.  A freak gust of wind blows the chainsaw out of his hands, and the tree falls after it>

[Bus Stop]

<The chainsaw flies straight into Kenny, sticking in him, then the tree falls on him>

STAN: Oh my God!  You wished death on Kenny!

KYLE: You...er...I'm a bastard!

CARTMAN: You gotta get over this negative attitude Kyle...

KYLE: Yeah, I suppose.

<The rats come for Kenny>